Celebrity Chinese New Year resolutions: 2014 edition
Clockwise (L-R): Bo Guagua, Zhou Yongkang, Li Na, Jackie Chan The dumplings are all eaten; the fireworks have gone out; but the gala is still going. There’s nothing left to do except make some...
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China’s annual National People’s Congress (NPC) – also known as the Two Sessions or lianghui – began at 9am this morning and already, delegates and media are trying to figure out where the best place...
View ArticleObviously, Liu Xiaobo’s wife looking forward to meeting fellow Nobel spouse
By ZHUO MICANG Dissidents Correspondent Michelle Obama has promised not to stand next to Xi Jinping during her visit BEIJING – Dissident’s wife Liu Xia doesn’t have much in her life – her husband,...
View ArticleOpinion: We strongly condemn fake news
The following is a statement issued by China Daily Show CEO and 51 Percent Stakeholder Uski Vladivovstok-Smythe FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE The @PDChina account has even been using this really cool logo...
View Article“Everything A-OK in the Square,” report 4,000 undercover police and journalists
By JIXU SHENGHUO Crackdown Correspondent Tiananmen Square: haunted by the ghosts of historians BEIJING – All is quiet in Tiananmen Square today, save for the footsteps of undercover police and the...
View ArticleKnow Your Ethnic Tensions: Hong Kong
Following an informal poll last week that saw nearly 750,000 Hong Kongers vote in favor of “universal suffrage,” Beijing has reacted angrily, branding the poll a “farce” and “illegal.” As hundreds of...
View ArticleNeighborhood agrees latest propaganda campaign’s a real doozy
The campaign features the 12 words most typically associated with China, apart from ‘Food Safety’ By XUANCHUAN DUI Propaganda Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – Speaking beneath a ‘big...
View ArticleLast guy left in CCTV newsroom considers taking off early
By ZAI JIAN Media Correspondent The production team at ‘Dialogue’ prepares to go live BEIJING (China Daily Show) – Identifying himself as seemingly the last member of his production team not to have...
View ArticleKnow Your Ethnic Tensions: Xinjiang
Following recent ethnic unrest in the “restive” Xinjiang Autonomous Region in Western China, tensions between the native Uighur population and the Han Chinese are high. To help understand the complex...
View ArticleWho suppressed it best: Hong Kong or Ferguson?
It may look some redneck cop just shot another unarmed black guy. Actually, those pictures you’re seeing all over the Internet are being taken in Hong Kong – NOT the US. Sorry, folks. Seems America...
View ArticleThat Rui Chenggang charge sheet in full
The CCTV anchor and Davos host Rui Chenggang has appeared in newspapers, charged with a wide range of crimes, including using influence for financial advantage. The full rap sheet has been leaked to...
View ArticleThat Obama-Xi presser in full
US President Obama held a joint press conference with Chinese President Xi Jinping to conclude their APEC 2014 discussions. Here’s the text in full. Obama and Xi have contrasting presidential styles...
View Article8 reasons to welcome China’s Gmail block
Luckily, you can still access MySpace China’s blocking of third-party applications for Gmail puts the final nail in the coffin for accessing foreign email using the world’s largest email provider....
View ArticleHere are 11 totally dope state secrets Zhou Yongkang is charged with leaking
Former security chief Zhou Yongkang will stand trial in Tianjin for “bribery, abuse of power and intentional disclosure of state secrets,” it was revealed today. The burly 72-year-old politician is...
View ArticleYangtze ferry operators mourn the loss of hundreds of potential cost-cutting...
By DIU QIAN Tourism Correspondent Cruises offer bacteria-friendly cuisine in a realistic, rusty environment JIANLI (China Daily Show) – While divers and emergency workers search for the missing and...
View Article‘All your base are belong to us,’ China tells AIIB members
By KE QING Capitalism Correspondent AIIB members attend a ‘futile’ signing ceremony BEIJING (China Daily Show) — With a tough agenda aimed at shaking up the global order, China’s new infrastructure...
View ArticleThose #TianjinBlast Inquiry results in full
Premier Li Keqiang ordered a “full and transparent” inquiry into the explosion of a warehouse that killed more than 100 people in the city of Tianjin. Respected leaders of Tianjin radiate cool and...
View ArticleHistoric Xi-Ma dinner ends with minor scuffle over bill
By MISTA MISTA Diplomacy Correspondent The dinner achieved a firm consensus that although the service was fine, neither side would tip (SINGAPORE) – An historic meeting between Chinese president Xi...
View ArticleThose Ling Jihua golf secrets in full
A man plays on an illegal golf course somewhere Ling Wancheng, brother of the chief aide to former President Hu Jintao, Ling Jihua, has denied leaking state secrets to US officials, claiming he...
View ArticleChina bear treats himself to new clothes, shave
By CHANG XIONG Economics Correspondent Gordo relaxes with fast food-casual look NEW YORK (China Daily Show) – Just nine months ago, Gordon ‘Gordo’ Chang was looking to refinance his Fores column and...
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